Teacher Relocated After “Go Back to China” Remark, Problem Magically Solved
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In a groundbreaking display of conflict resolution, a teacher who suggested students “go back to China” has been expertly removed from their position—by placing them somewhere else.
The incident, which caused outrage among parents, was quickly “resolved” when the school issued a statement saying the teacher had been relocated. Parents, initially furious, now express relief, as shifting people around is apparently the universal solution to misconduct.
The school's parent-teacher association declared the matter “completely settled” after a formal apology was issued. The teacher, now on a career detour, has reportedly been enrolled in an advanced course on “Things You Shouldn’t Say Out Loud 101.”
Meanwhile, students have learned a valuable lesson: if you cause a big enough controversy, you, too, can get a free transfer.
