Penangites to Embark on a Bold New Adventure: Life Without Water!
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Penangites, get ready to channel your inner survivalist! From April 25 to 28, more than 300,000 residents will have the rare opportunity to experience life in a Mad Max film as water supply disruptions sweep across the state. The Penang Water Supply Corporation (PBAPP) has kindly provided this free, real-world simulation of a post-apocalyptic scenario—no subscription required.
The shutdown, which authorities assure is totally under control (probably), will affect multiple districts, leaving residents to resort to ancient techniques like rain-catching, bucket diplomacy with neighbors, and the noble art of minimal showering.
Hawkers are already embracing the change, with some announcing limited-edition "Dry Laksa" and "H2-Oh No" beverages, while nasi kandar enthusiasts debate whether "kuah banjir" should be renamed "kuah kemarau" for the week.
Meanwhile, laundry shops have been placed on the endangered species list, and Penangites with access to secret water reserves (read: swimming pools) are rumored to be forming an underground water syndicate.
PBAPP has assured everyone that the water supply will return as scheduled—though if history is anything to go by, it might be wise to stock up just in case. Until then, let the great Penang Water Games begin!
