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Welcome to The Koyak Times. By accessing or using our website, you agree to be bound by the following terms and conditions.

1. Acceptance of Terms

The Koyak Times is a satirical news website. All content is fictional and should not be taken as factual information. Your continued use of this site constitutes agreement to these terms.

2. Intellectual Property

All content on this website, including text, images, and satire, is the intellectual property of The Koyak Times. Unauthorized reproduction or distribution is strictly prohibited.

3. User Conduct

You agree not to use this website for any unlawful purpose, including but not limited to harassment, misinformation, or any other activities that violate applicable laws.

4. Disclaimer

The Koyak Times is for entertainment purposes only. We take no responsibility for anyone mistaking satire for real news. If you are confused, please consult an actual news source.

5. Changes to Terms

We reserve the right to modify these terms at any time. Updates will be posted on this page, and continued use of the site constitutes acceptance of any changes.

6. Contact Information

For any questions regarding these terms, please contact us at [email protected].